边关卖饼被将军误当娼妓,反手抢他裤子😂

发布时间:2025-11-29 01:43  浏览量:1

《恭迎大饼》

谁懂啊!边关卖肉饼的我,饿得气若游丝说“卖肉”,竟被直男将军误会成风尘女子,绑回军营改造!

为洗清“下流”污名,我深夜偷他裤子,却意外被蛇咬屁股,反被将军嘴对嘴救急~ 杀猪大佬×纯情将军,复仇线+甜宠线双开,又疯又甜!

剧情反转笑到劈叉,熬夜追完根本停不下来!

Who gets it?! Selling meat cakes on the border, I was so hungry I weakly said "selling meat"—only to be mistaken for a courtesan by a straight-laced general, who tied me back to the military camp for "reform"!

To clear my "obscene" name, I sneaked his pants at night, but accidentally got bitten by a snake on the butt. The general had to save me mouth-to-mouth in an emergency~ A pig-killing master × an innocent general, with both revenge and sweet pet storylines—crazy and sweet!

The plot twists are hilarious—binged it all night and couldn’t stop!